"Being 70 is no different from being 69. It's a round number, and there's something about roundness that has always appealed." -Elizabeth Taylor So what if you're turning 70; after all, with age comes wisdom and more excuses to woop loudly as you cruise past pedestrians on your brand new mobility scooter-and at least you're not 80! This book is packed with celebratory quotations to help you shrug your shoulders, blow out the candles, and keep calm, perfect for septuagenarians everywhere.